In our latest episode, we talk about the Pro Days at Baylor and Stanford, i.e., the Pro Days for Andrew Luck and Robert Griffin the 3rd.  Seriously, both look like Specimens, but we think the general consensus is that RGIII is the guy for Shanny’s Offense.

We also talk more about Free Agency, as in, why haven’t we re-signed London?  We don’t even mention LaRon Landry, probably because he’s too stupid to actually have the surgery that he needs to continue playing in the NFL at any kind of competitive level, and the fact that all he knows how to do now is Pick Things Up and Put Them Down.  We extrapolate upon Dicktator Goodell’s Soon-To-Be Regretable $36 million dollar hit on the Redskins salary cap for doing nothing wrong (the Owner’s Meeting is next week), and we ponder why The Danny, The Shanny and Allen the Bruce decided to spend the night before RGIII’s Pro Day at the local Hooters in Waco…

ENJOY!!!! -John

Goodell, this aggression will not stand, man...

In this week’s episode, we talk about the MASSIVE trade for the #2 pick in the draft, and how the DICK-tator, Roger Goodell, has suddenly decided that we broke some fake rule that didn’t exist and he’s going to take away $36 MILLION DOLLARS of our salary cap space -I guarantee that The Danny, and The Jerry in Dallass (who’s out $10 million), are meeting about their options in regards to this, there’s no way they’re going to lie down and take this without a fight, especially since they didn’t break ANY rules.

In any event, we also talk about the first couple of signings in Free Agency (our new, young receiver corps) and who we still need to sign (Safeties, O-Linemen), LaRon Landry’s addiction to working out and how it’s going to end his career (Hello, David Boston anyone?), and Aaron Neville makes a quick guest appearance because, well, he loves Harry Hog Football.

Enjoy.

HTTR! -John

Anyway, here are some highlights:

And some more:

And an interview:

enjoy. – Aaron

As I said on the podcast, I am pretty impressed with RG3. I think he could be A great QB. I will not pretend that I watched his games at Baylor. All of my knowledge of his play comes from watching you tube videos. I know that most of us are slackers so I invite you all to watch these videos here at the bottom of this post and comment what you like or dislike about him. In the upcoming days, I will do similar posts regarding Luck and the next wave of QBs the Redskins may be interested in picking up.– Aaron

Welcome all Redskins Fans. Everyone else should just leave now. Just click somewhere else and go there if you are not a ‘Skins fan – cause I don’t want you here. On the off chance that you are a Dallas Fan, I Joke you openly, and here is a link to the Dallas Cowpansies Website.

To begin with, let me tell you a bit about myself:

I HAIL from the great town of Virginia Beach, VA – born and raised there… second generation graduate of the great Princess Anne High School (Go Cavs). My folks still live there along with other family folk. I have two brothers – Bay, the youngest – who lives in PA; and Aaron (of Harry Hog Football) the middle’un – who lives in Louisville, KY. To quote sister Mamie from Jesco White (The Dancing Outlaw, a documentary) “I am the biggest and the meanest.”

I did my college stint in the early 90’s at Otterbein College in Westerville, OH- the town where Prohibition was started. While Otterbien, I studied Technical Theatre Design and Production, and eventually (after 5 years and getting hitched) recieved my BFA there. I am a member of Pi Beta Sigma, Otterbein’s oldest and finest fraternity founded in 1908. We tend to Rule.

From there, with my wife, Amy, & Labrador, Indigo – we took a journey that (skipping the boring parts) landed us in NYC where I worked as a Lighting Designer & Production Electrician for Broadway/Off-Broadway/TV/Film/Dance. Eventually, a few years back, we moved to the Carolinas where we now live with our three year old son, Sam & our new pup, Lucy. We are members of Hope Community Church where I serve as coach to the Common Grounds (Coffee Shop) ministry. I still design, I am a member of IATSE local 829 United Scenic Artists in NYC, and am a Theatre Consultant with Theatre Consultants Collaborative, designing performing arts facilities worldwide.

Check back again – still more to come….

Josh’s Junkroom….yeah

Aaron’s Area is the back corner of the website where I can post my own personal views about the Redskins, without having to dumb it down for Josh and John.

Just Kidding

There are three keys that I say must always happen for the Redskins to win a game in today’s NFL.

• RUN the ball! The Redskins must run the ball at least 25 times a game to insure victory.
• Cut out penalties! The less the better. The one thing I hate to see is Casey Rabach hold on a run. You will hear me rag on him EVERY TIME over the course of the season.
• Know how many yards are needed on third down, and run a play designed to get those yards. In other words, on third and seventeen. Don’t run a draw. Have the cohones to use every opportunity to score. (Yeah, I’m talking to you Joe.)

Mark My Words!

-Aaron