Ok, the funny thing is this stat from The Washington Post sums up everything, and yet leaves out so very, very much, like that fact that we’ve now secured another season without a winning record – that would be two seasons in the last twelve (12) that we’ve had a winning record according to Ian Eagle and Dan Fouts.  Two.  Thank You again, Dan Snyder.

In any event, with so much wrong with the ‘Skins, including the obvious (Sexy Rexy – my very, very personal kick) and two starters who can’t seem to figure out that their job depends on NOT smoking the Tree despite that being a reason that they could Lose Their Job,  I just had to offer up this quote:

Worst Offensive Quarter: The Redskins had 11 plays in the third quarter, and gained 12 yards. Included in there was an eight-yard run. So the other 10 plays averaged 0.4 yards.

The Redskins, and the Shannys and their 11-passes-in-a-row playcalling, ain’t gettin’ it done, folks. Not by damn far.

-John

With so much to be thankful for this year, Redskins wins are (unfortunately) not on the list. However, there is a tasty new Podcast for all you Redskins fans out there who just can’t get enough of the misery. So stuff yourselves, take a nap, and gather ’round the the old-timey iPod for an hour of action packed rants, cuts, and kicks. Enjoy!… and God Bless Us, Every One.

Hide your weed, here comes the latest OUT cover model...

Wait…what?

Oh, sorry dudes, got distracted.  I’m hangin’ here with Fred Davis and Silverback.  What was I sayin’?  Oh yeah, the latest podcast is up, #273.

In this week’s podcast we try not to dwell too long on that Debacle against the Dolphins.  Unfortunately, the next game is against…Dallass.  Has there ever been less buzz going into a Dallass week, well, ever?  Hard to get pumped when The Dynamic Duo of SUCK are your options at QB.

In any event…wait…what were we talking about?  Oh yeah…

Oh dude, are those Pringles…

The question on my mind right now is, who’s the bigger Dynamic Duo of Suck:  Rexy and Becksy or The ShanaClan?

Seriously…

-John

This is the ‘Rebuilding’ episode.

I so totally stole $41 million from you, Dan Snyder, LOLZ!!!

Mike Shanahan FINALLY admitted that we are, in fact, in a rebuilding year.  Or three.  Guess he figured he really couldn’t BR the press any longer. Or the fans.

At least Haynesworthless got CUT! up in New England.  Have fun in Tampa, Fat.  Enjoy all the food in Ybor City.  Try and stay away from cleavage while you’re there…

Dudes, Aaron and I say, “Put in all the young dudes and let’s see what they can do.”  At this point, we’re not looking at the playoffs, we’re gonna be lucky to win another game unless some of the first and second year players step up, like Helu and Hankerson did last Sunday.  And Gano.  Yeah, he’s a little older, but a 59 yard field goal a week after your coach blamed you for a blocked kick that wasn’t your fault, that’s pretty solid.  And a Redskins Record.

In any event, enjoy the ‘cast, and keep the faith, brothas!  -John