Dallas Sucks!

Terrence Austin, WR

Selvish Capers, T

Will Robinson, OL

Erik Cook, C

Anderson Russell, S

Rob Jackson, DE/LB

Ryan Torain, RB

Torain might be a steal if he keeps developing, but Keilland Williams definitely outplayed him this preseason.  We also like that they have three O-Linemen to work with.  Rob Jackson keeps hanging on.  Austin got better each game, we’ll see if he sticks.

Hail!

Fast Willie Parker, RB

Chad Reinhart, OL

Rob Jackson, DE/LB

Robert “Don’t Call Me Jim” Henson, LB

Ryan Torain, RB

Selvish Capers, T

Will Robinson, OL

Erik Cook, C

Shay Hodge, WR

Terrence Austin, WR

Bobby Wade, WR

Tyrone Carter, S

Anderson Russell, S

Ramzee Robinson, CB

Darrion Scott, DE

Carey Davis, FB

Lee Vickers, TE

Richard Bartel, QB

Curtis Gatewood, LB

Big Howard Green, NT

Clint Olderberg, OL

Oldenberg and Henson were Injured/Waived, so they should receive an injury settlement.

So this means Anthony Armstrong, Logan “Ponyboy” Paulsen, Jeremy Jarmon, Byron “Don’t Call Me Brian” Westbrook, Brandon “The Hummingbird” Banks, Kevin Barnes, and Keilland Williams made the final 53.  We’ll let you know who gets brought back to the Practice Squad when that news is solid.

HTTR

Aaron will be crushed.

I thought he outperformed Kevin Barnes this preseason, but that’s all for naught.  Indy has placed a grand total of SIX (6) DB’s on Injured Reserve so far, so they needed somebody, anybody, even Justin Tryon will do!

CUTS!!! are almost here…we’ll report on them as soon as they are official (because we are NOT the bleacher report – i.e., we don’t make shit up just to get you to visit the website).

HAIL!

-Malcolm Kelly re-injured his hammy on Monday.  This hamstring has been injured since his freshman year at O…..klahoma (where the wind comes sweeping down the plain…).  Expect either the IR for him, or…CUT!!! (John says, “I called it.”)

-Speaking of injuries, Donovan McNabb may or may not play against Dallass.  I think Allen The Bruce and The Shanny are overplaying it a bit, but we’ve already talked about how McNabb has never played a complete 16-game season.  You can thank Lar-REE Johnson for that ankle injury, McNabb.  Good thing The Cowpats are overrated again this season, but what else is new.  Even if we have Grossman in, we have a good shot to win this game.

-The Redskins traded 6th rounder Dennis Morris to St. Louis for a conditional draft pick.  The Rams also sent Hall Davis, a Linebacker/D. End, to The Redskins for…a conditional draft pick.  Basically both teams will get something depending on how the dude plays for them, and probably nothing, or a 7th rounder, if he gets CUT!.  Shanahan already said that Morris wasn’t going to make the team, so if we get anything for him than we’re getting something for nothing.  And our chicks for free.  Money for nothing…and our chicks for free…we got to in-stall microwave ovens….

-First CUTS! are pending…we’ll post them as soon as the word is out…anyone else think Devin Thomas is in trouble?

-Last Preseason Game is Thursday night at 10 Freaking O’Clock.  Take a nap.  Or Tevo it, seriously, it’s gonna be all scrubs.  Sometimes I hate the NFL…

Podcast #222 will be fresh out of the oven soon…stay tuned…..

Solid.

Lots to talk about with this game, which we’ll tackle on the next Podcast (#222).  First CUTS! are also on Tuesday, and Aaron will fill you guys in on those as well.

Good showing last night by The Redskins, even with Rex Grossman leading the charge.  Just gotta get better at stopping the run.

HAIL!

Carlos, Watch and Learn.

Yo Yo Yo What’s UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!  Dudes, all I have to say is, “We Want Dallass.”

In this week’s episode, we give our take on the preseason Battle Of The Beltway versus The Ravens, including our Game Balls and Kick In The Balls Awards (Larry Johnson…CUT!!!).  We also cranked up The Injury Report for the 2010 season (Hello, Rex Grossman),  covered the latest roster moves, and talked about what a bi-atch Albert Haynesworth is.  Seriously, just shut up and play!

By the way, apparently a lot of us were wondering why they played Hail To The Redskins after a Ravens touchdown – Harry Hog Football has answers.  We also talk about a rule change that could have a major impact in a game this season, who we think will make the CUT! at Wide Receiver, and why it’s a bad idea to get in a car with Trent Williams, Fred Davis, or Malcolm Kelly behind the wheel.  No, they were not driving drunk Bruce.

Josh says ‘he called it.’

Caution:  Timber Falling.

HAIL!

HTTR

I wonder if Fred Smoot tagged along.

I thought Shanahan looked a bit surprised during the post-game presser that his team had played so well in its first preseason game of the year.  Let’s just hope none of them run into Walter or The Dude while they’re rolling and enjoying some caucasians and oat sodas.

This is the first image that comes up when you google image search: 'caucasians'. Seriously.

Mark it eight, Dude.

Hail.

The Offense looked like it knew the gameplan and played with a purpose rather than kinda milling about and being unsure of what the plays being called into the huddle were.  The Defense took a bit to adjust to game speed in the new 3-4 scheme, but once they got that first series over with (giving up a field goal), they were stout and started to look more and more like they were ‘getting it’.  We now have a Punt Returner.  We now have a Quarterback.  Portis was playing like he cared again.  Trent ‘Silverback’ Williams showed why they took him over Okung.  Again, last night’s 42-17 victory doesn’t mean that Lombardy Trophy #4 is already on its way, but you got the feeling that we’re a lot closer than we’ve been in a long time.

I am PUMPED for the next podcast! Hail!