Dudes, it’s hitting the fan at Redskins Park.  Phillip Daniels stepped up and put a public face to the opinions of many, if not nearly all, of the players in the locker room who are sick of Albert Haynesworth’s lazy, selfish, Cici’s pizza-eatin’ ASS.  Basically, he said that he’s been sick this week and he hasn’t missed a single practice, but lazy-ass Fat Albert can’t seem to suck it up and get his fatness to practice on time because he’s got a cold or something.  This quote pretty much sums it up when he said that he’s been playing for 15 seasons and hasn’t won anything, so “if I can come out here and do this, don’t tell me that you can’t do it. I want every guy on this team to do well. I want you to realize that if you ain’t all in, you don’t need to be here.” The 37 year old Daniels probably wanted to finish by saying “you fat, lazy bastard!”, but he was pretty emotional when he was talking about this, and he’s also a lot classier than I am.

Daniels didn’t even need to mention that fact that he’s so tough that he played, what, five games last season with a torn tricep? That’s an injury that would’ve ended the season of a lesser man.  You might remember that he also came back from a torn ACL on the first day of Training Camp in 2008 (the reason Vinny made the mistake of trading for Jason Taylor.) You think Fat Albert would even consider coming back from such an injury?  Not with that $100 million contract stuffed in his fat-ass pocket.  Thomas Boswell wrote a good article about Haynesworth for The Post this morning, and from what he says, the team has had enough of Haynesworth’s crap.

When Haynesworth wants to play, he can be the best defensive player in the NFL…when he wants to play.  But he’s always in it for himself and never seems to care about the team.  Probably because he doesn’t.   I agree with Boswell and the multiple ‘unnamed pro-bowl players’ he quoted in his article:  It’s time to CUT!!! Albert Haynesworthless.  Right Now.

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hail.

-John

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