Albert Haynesworth’s agent has just announced that he will not attend the team’s first mandatory minicamp, and that he wants to be traded.  All we have to say about that is, “Albert, you are one fat piece of shit.”

Our thinking is that, 1.) Fat Albert’s obviously NOT in shape to play football and doesn’t want everyone to know, and 2.) Fat Albert needs to be paying back some of that $41 million that he’s guaranteed.

More on this during the podcast, which we are recording…right…now…

What a turd.

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